"It's okay: I'm still billing the client."
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."
"I was working smarter, not harder."
"Whew! I must a left the top off the liquid paper."
"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
"I'm actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP).
"This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!"
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